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lol, nadin and i have been re-writing song to dedicate to george bush and tony blair. there's nadin's re-write of blink 182's 'i wanna fuck a dog in the ass' and my re-write of cky's 'he-man song' found here: http://www.digitalbrain.com/pukesub/HE-MAN.wmv
mine isn't that good cuz i kept most of the original words, but here it is:
Tony: Aaaarrrrragh!
Geroge: Who's that?
Tony: *Weird noise*
George: Now get out of here...hmm..you fool get the fuck out
Hmm. You ready?
Tony: You goddamn better believe it
George: Then take your drawers off...and work your legs!
Open your ass up like a keg
Let me tap it. I must..have it
Hmm, British fool. You are mine
I will drink your ass like wine
And when semen pours all over your head
You know you must be dead!
Tony: Georgey dear, I know you groove and you shake it so damn good
And when you cum on through my hood,
I'll give you a piece of wood!
George: You British fool, I know
And I will not disagree
But there's one thing we don't like!
And it starts with Sad-dam
Oh no! I don't know
Which way to run or turn!
Tony: Don't worry Georgey dear
Your pants on fire!
My cock...will burn
My cock's on fire...for MORE DICK!
You know Georgey dear
(This bit is sooo true)
George: Yes my head is so damn thick like yours!
No brain inside. Just a lot of fucking fur
And if I ripped it off
You'd find a boy and call him her...right?
Tony: No Georgey dear
That's NOT what I'd do
I'd bend you over and shoot
Aaahhh...chocolate goo
In your ASShoole!
Let me lie
George: Lemme tell the truth
Now who are you?
Tony: I dunno!
George: Let's break it true
Now shake your ass, c'mon Tony!
Take your furry fur off!
Tony: But I can't, it's made of fur!
George: Bitch well then, whack me off!
Grab your hairy palms!
Tony: Hairy, hairy indeed.
They're hairy as fuck
George: Rake some leaves!
Tony: Aaah, whatever you need!
Now we're drunk...we'll be in jail
But I'll rape you mistress!
George: It never fails
He's always got...my ass on his mind
And it's sure in fact
That when he waxes me, he waxes all night long
And that is that
Now Tony, Tony what do you know about takin' off your clothes?
You're just a slut from down below
In 10 Downing Street
Tony: Aaah Georgey dear
I shave my legs for you tonight
And if you see my cock...I hope you know it's white
Georgey dear, you made me do some coke
Aaah, I'm up all night and it's no joke!
George: British fool. Take off your British pants
Take off your high heels
And put them in your ass!
Now somebody is tip-toe-ing
And someone just came in
And someone's pretty fat!
Tony: Tony's pretty thin. Ohhhh!
I got AIDs....Tony AIDS
And I'm gonna spread 'em into every good boy and girl today
Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers!
George: Tony, watch your mouth!
We don't need that language anymore!
Tony: No Georgey dear?
Don't you wanna see me work it now?
George: Tony, show them how
You're gonna get my ass and plow!
Now stick your cock inside
Like Bin Laden fucking said!
Tony: That faggot fucking deushbag knows only to give head
Two men...in bed
They're face is getting red.
Aaaah listen to everything I fucking said!
*Snorts*
George: Tony...do you...know how...?
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fucked up
..just :P
calm..ish
okay